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Asshole from El Paso

by Kinky Friedman · harmonica tab for C diatonic harmonica

No bends166 notesHoles 3–6Diatonic
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4 = blow hole 4-4 = draw hole 4’ = bend
We don’t have no love ins in El Paso
We don’t go to porno picture shows
We don’t swap our wives with our neighbors
And we keep our kids away from Mexico.
And I’m proud to be an asshole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.
We don’t wipe our asses on Old Glory,
God and Lone Star beer are things we trust.
We keep our women virgins ‘til they’re married
So hosin’ sheep is good enough for us.
And I’m proud to be an asshole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.